How I Write Essays

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THIS IS THE STUPID PROMPT

The essay should describe how thoughtful and effective participation in civic life is the responsibility of every citizen and how it teaches compassion and understanding.

IK, VAGUE RIGHT?!! THIS IS GOOD, YOU CAN BRANCH OUT TO ALL DIFFERENT SUBJECTS!!! Let's get on to the paragraphs.


HELLA GREAT INTRO. Captivate them with good vocabulary, amazing grammer, and interesting topics. No questions you dipstick. MAKE IT AT A GOOD PARAGRAPH!!! You need four pages of this thing dumbbutt. Make it dramatic, and have it mention all topics of the essay.


How does community service teach others compassion? MAKE IT SUPER CHEESY!!! Lots of big words. THESAURUS.COM IS YOUR BEST FRIEND! At least three paragraphs. Needs to be four pages, gosh darn it.


How does community service bring a community together? List some examples . ONCE AGAIN, BE MORE CHEESY THAN FLAVOR BLASTED GOLDFISH. BIG WORDS ARE NICY. REALLY THICC. ALSO BE KRONK. TRY AND WORD THING IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT WAYS THROUGH OUT THE PARAGRAPH. NOTHING MAKES AN ESSAY LIKE ADDING 9/11 IN IT. DONT FORGET THAT THIS IS FOUR PAGES!!! THREE PARAGRAPHS!!


What benefits does individual have for communicating in community service? What benefits do others have for participating in community service?  THIS IS NOT ON THE PROMPT BUT YOU'VE ALREADY WRITTEN S*** FOR THIS SO THIS ADDS STUFF OMN THAT YOU'VE ALREADY DONE.


END IT WITH A BANG. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PULL A KRONK AND REWORD THE FIRST PARAGRAPH. DRAG IT OUT AND MAKE IT DRAMATIC!!!
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